LegSex
03-24-2009, 08:37 PM
I was going to write a press release, but then I got this e-mail.
-----Original Message----------------------------------------------
From: Maria XXXXXX [mailto:XXXXXX@scoregroup.com]
Sent: Tuesday, March 24, 2009 4:09 PM
To: XXXXXXX @scoregroup.com; XXXXXX @scoregroup.com
Cc: XXXXXX @scoregroup.com
Subject: Stomping You Out
Dear Corporate Pigs,
First of all, let me say that this letter is to inform you that I
will no longer tolerate your asinine blundering when it comes to the one
thing that I hold close to my heart: LegSex.com (http://join.legsex.com/track/MTA1NTkzLjQuNi42LjUyLjAuMC4w). I cannot begin to
explain to you conglomerate of shrimp dicks how tired I am of your
fumbling and inadequate management of my beloved website. For years I
have sat back and watched you pathetic losers run the site into the
ground and frankly, I am torn between disgust and pure seething rage. It
is clear that the only thing that you know about legs and feet is how to
run around like chickens with your heads cut off and how to wedge your
feet firmly in your own mouths. (And believe me, I know where I would
like to wedge my own size nines, but it would be too much effort to try
and organize all of you bovine and loutish idiots to bend over at the
same time.)
That is why I am taking over. That's right, I am leading a mutiny
against your stupidity and taking the website off of your ill-capable
hands. I will now be in charge of the content, the postings and
everything regarding LegSex.com. I have let you try it your way,
business scum, and the results of that little lapse in judgment are
obvious. I would advise you to back off and let me have my way, too. I
have been informed that you are no longer in charge. There's a new boss
lady running the show and that's me, boys.
So as my first official order of business, I'd like for all of you
to put your tails between your legs and take a long hard look at my
nylon-covered ass as I will be inviting you to kiss it, sooner than
later. The site is under new management and I couldn't be happier to be
the one in charge. Thank you for your horrible efforts and weak attempts
at a niche you know nothing about, but your services are no longer
needed. The lesson to be learned here is that you should never send a
bunch of boys to do a woman's job. You can all sit back now and watch
how it's done.
Sincerely,
Maria, The New Management of LegSex.com
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shrimp dicks?
-----Original Message----------------------------------------------
From: Maria XXXXXX [mailto:XXXXXX@scoregroup.com]
Sent: Tuesday, March 24, 2009 4:09 PM
To: XXXXXXX @scoregroup.com; XXXXXX @scoregroup.com
Cc: XXXXXX @scoregroup.com
Subject: Stomping You Out
Dear Corporate Pigs,
First of all, let me say that this letter is to inform you that I
will no longer tolerate your asinine blundering when it comes to the one
thing that I hold close to my heart: LegSex.com (http://join.legsex.com/track/MTA1NTkzLjQuNi42LjUyLjAuMC4w). I cannot begin to
explain to you conglomerate of shrimp dicks how tired I am of your
fumbling and inadequate management of my beloved website. For years I
have sat back and watched you pathetic losers run the site into the
ground and frankly, I am torn between disgust and pure seething rage. It
is clear that the only thing that you know about legs and feet is how to
run around like chickens with your heads cut off and how to wedge your
feet firmly in your own mouths. (And believe me, I know where I would
like to wedge my own size nines, but it would be too much effort to try
and organize all of you bovine and loutish idiots to bend over at the
same time.)
That is why I am taking over. That's right, I am leading a mutiny
against your stupidity and taking the website off of your ill-capable
hands. I will now be in charge of the content, the postings and
everything regarding LegSex.com. I have let you try it your way,
business scum, and the results of that little lapse in judgment are
obvious. I would advise you to back off and let me have my way, too. I
have been informed that you are no longer in charge. There's a new boss
lady running the show and that's me, boys.
So as my first official order of business, I'd like for all of you
to put your tails between your legs and take a long hard look at my
nylon-covered ass as I will be inviting you to kiss it, sooner than
later. The site is under new management and I couldn't be happier to be
the one in charge. Thank you for your horrible efforts and weak attempts
at a niche you know nothing about, but your services are no longer
needed. The lesson to be learned here is that you should never send a
bunch of boys to do a woman's job. You can all sit back now and watch
how it's done.
Sincerely,
Maria, The New Management of LegSex.com
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shrimp dicks?