Leg Webmasters - I am gonna be rich....This CANNOT fail

Here's the deal. You create a tube site with a whole lot of stolen content and a membership area. When the sucker....oops I mean potential client clicks on an image....he is immediately directed to another tube site, with totally unrelated content....and a really loud voice screams....NEVER PAY FOR PORN AGAIN....and make sure that it is impossible to find and stop. It is absolutely perfect for those surfing at work or upstairs when the kids and wife are at home. It edgy, raw, and dangerous. Then when the prospective client tries to close the page or return to the content he is really interested in....like mature women and not teenage dwarf farting nymphos....you don't let him. You ask him if he is sure he wants to leave the page and when he clicks yes.....you open a video and ten pop unders and five pop ups....and another LOUD VOICE telling him how he can make his pathetic penis as big as a negro. By now, his wife is pounding on the door, or the boss is heading over....so guess what? He has to buy something to shut the fucking voice off. But here is the real kicker...there is nowhere to actually spend money because that link opens yet another video.
I tell you, if you try this plan, it can't fail. You will get rich.

Maybe I should post this at GFY. It might give one of the Bros an idea and we can all share the huge pot of gold at the end of this porn rainbow.