...Sites that have Green, Red or Yellow Pictures

[AfterDarkkMedia]

Your dumb. I will no longer promote sites that do not give a shit about their content to the point that you would think that people really prefer to pay 30 bucks a month for access to your site and jack off over Green, Red or Yellow Pictures. Remember, photoshop is your friend. And if you tried even a little bit, you would most likely be amazed at what happens when you give a shit about your content.

And while I'm at it, for the Love of God, please post produce your video at a size other than 320X240 pixels... I mean really?!? If I'm a FETISHIST, I'm also most likely a COLLECTOR! ...DUH! In this economy, I probably would not take the chance of joining a site if your video promos are postage stamp size. If your a tightass on your front end, your most likely a bigger tightass on the backside, no thanks. we cater to very technical people, blah does not cut it anymore. If you hate what your doing, get the fuck out of the Biz. As an index it pisses me off endlessly to have to go hunting after a "mom and pop" for fresh content. And after awhile of not updating your promo area, it starts to depress me, so I just stop looking at your shit and you stay endlessly in the back of the room as it were, rather than front and center to my traffic every month, and my traffic is crazy yummy good organic traffic. My CCBill conversion are STILL in the low 500's. I should know, I just bought another condo with what I made with my Sponsors, which includes many of you. And if your feeling extra "crazy", encoding your trailers in flv clips would add that extra zing of "dynamic" to your website. But wait!!! Please encode these at 600 pixels or wider in length. That's pretty much the standard now.

I mean since were all fetishists here and all, you would most likely know how "OCD" most of your surfers are. We aren't catering to the average dumbfuck porn surfer, WE ARE CATERING TO eclectic "put together" people that look at a woman's foot as some sort of Golden Chalice from God! Make your site look the part! Make it beautiful! Make it immersive and make that motherfucking surfer lick the screen in reverence because your site was so compelling that you just made a stranger a half a world away get hard faster than you can say "pay me"! Pulling out that plastic so you can get PAID will be a natural process, not some stupid back and forth time wasting tug of war going on in the surfers mind! Better that you take that extra step to making your content as slick and up to date as possible, than be a tight ass and go out of business within the year... just sayin! OK, enough of the "tough love pep talk", how's everyone been?

~2 cents.